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Packed Buldge |
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*Packed Buldge* |
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30,000 files! Only 6K! Easy To Use! De-Buldge Included! |
Not Windows NT/2000 compatible. Must be opened manually.
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| "Hi, my name's Richard. That's Richard Dragon. I would just like to say that this Packed Buldge Bomb sucks! It's CRAP! Don't get me wrong, I love it, it's just so damned hard to get people to open the damned thing! Do you know of any easier way that I could get people to open it?" | "I'll be perfectly honest with ya, I know what beauty is; and the Packed Buldge Bomb is not beautiful. I mean, damn! I can't even get a decent Buldge Bomb around here. Tha only Buldge Bomb I would ever download would hafta be dat epicenta one. But damn dat bitch is large. If only the Packed Buldge Bomb waz easier for me to use. damn... you don know what buldge is... why I bet you didn't even invent da Buldge Bomb, damn bitch...damn!" |
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Well, it seems as if I've been getting a lot of crap about how hard it is to get people to open the Packed Buldge Bomb. So I've come up with an idea for all you bumz who just don't slyly open it on your target bitch. I've written an auto run file, and have put together all the necessary files needed to have a CD auto run. You just simply extract all the files, and burn them onto a CD-R, CD-RW. Then, you hand the CD to your target, saying it's a CD full of mp3's or something, then you pop that little shit into the CD-ROM drive of your target, wait about 5 seconds, then pop that bitch back out before your target knows what the hell just happened. While your watching with delight, with the Buldge CD-ROM in your right hand, your pointing & laughing with your left while the program is running in the background making 30,000 copies of itself! Oh yeah, and one more thing, I've renamed the Packed Buldge Bomb too "taskmgr.exe" just incase they hit CTL + ALT + DEL to stop the Buldge Bomb. They see "taskmgr.exe" thinking it's their task manager, therefore overlooking that file and not closing it. =) So without further adue, I present, The Autorunning Packed Buldge Bomb...
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