"My fellow American's, I am here today two bring up some major
issues that have been plaguing out nation for some time now.
I feel that part of my duty, while being the sleaziest republican in
history, is to rid our country of that plague. Before I make any major
changes, I would like to state that our nation is now required to
hate all member's if the Green Peace organization, and oppositely,
to love Sadahm Husaighn. Also, it is now required to worship the
Christian religion between the hours of 1:00 and 3:00 AM.
But besides my plans of depleting the ozone, opening Alaska for oil
drilling, lowering the bans on arsenic, legalizing polygamy, and
increasing the funds for our military by 57%, I am also going to rid
our nation of the Buldge epidemic. Which is corrupting our youth,
and our businesses.
Along with supporting the death penalty, I also support the free
monkey fights that take place on our beloved oceans. So I speak to
you tonight to bring awareness to you. I will NOT tolerate Buldge of
any kind! Peace out - Bush" |
"HEYA! MY NAME'SA MICH SCHLEIBEN! I'm SO pissed at those damned
republican's today; all they care about is their damned money and monopolies.
But BUSH is by far the worst republican to ever scrape the surface
of the earth.
I say Anarchy is the only form of government! Hail too the butt monkeys!
Hey, you bring the lighter, I'll burn it!
Anyways, back to my point, your so well known president Bush is
keeping a huge secret from his, 'fellow American's'. I know once I
say this, the KGB will be on my back, but hey, who cares! President
George Bush Jr, is, Germanian. That's right, I am his long lost
cousin who he shut out. That's right! His real name is George
Shcleiben Jr! We were originally democratic. But then he had to go
an ruin it and become the damned president of the United States.
I say, the next president should be a lesbian African-American
female. But that's just me, until then, our nation gets to choose
between Bush and Gore. Somewhere along the lines, we got lost, and
elected Bush..." |